Satire – Is Bin Laden About To Be Captured Or Killed?
June 13, 2009 by supermario
Filed under Satire
Satire
By Mario Andrade
June 13, 2009
A hypothetical television commercial says:
Next week, on the Faux Network: Osama Bin Laden makes a bloody come back! Watch how a special operations team, assembled by General Stanley McChrystal, enters the Pakistani border near the tribal area known as the Swat Valley, where Bin Laden and several Al-Qaeda lieutenants are hiding, according to CIA Director Leon Panetta…!
Swat Valley – a dangerous lawless land, where death can be smelled in the air, and the terrorists can come out – with US-made weapons- and kill anyone… any time!
Will the elusive 9/11 mastermind get captured in the tribal areas near Swat Valley? Will he die fighting? Will he hide like a cockroach in some spider hole like Saddam Hussein? Or will the special forces team only find Bin Laden’s grave because he died over 5 years ago? Tune in and find out!
Watch how the Pakistani government finally grants the CIA access to control the opium smuggling operations from Afghanistan to the Indian border, after the CIA and ISI bombed all the Pakistani hotels owned by Tycoon Sadruddin Hashwani, in order to blame the attacks on the terrorists…!
Meanwhile, back in the USA, will torture advocates –like ‘Big Time’ Dick Cheney- attribute Bin Laden’s capture to information obtained by enhanced interrogation techniques, performed secretly by Jack Bauer at Camp Gitmo? And will Barak Obama finally put an end to calls from the right-wing about ‘being soft on terror?’
Watch how more liberty will be taken away from Americans in order to achieve more security for the homeland! Watch how torture becomes the norm in this country, and how law enforcement officers will use it on American citizens! Tune in to the season finale of ‘The Hunt for Bin Laden!’
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