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	<title>Deadline Live With Jack Blood &#187; Satire</title>
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	<description>Be Bold and Might Forces Will Come To Your Aid</description>
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	<itunes:subtitle>Jack Blood shares the breaking news of the day.</itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:author>Jack Blood</itunes:author>
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		<title>GOP Laugh Riot&#8230; A Comedy of Errors</title>
		<link>http://deadlinelive.info/2012/01/27/gop-laugh-riot-a-comedy-of-errors/</link>
		<comments>http://deadlinelive.info/2012/01/27/gop-laugh-riot-a-comedy-of-errors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Blood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Easy targets make for great comedic opportunity. Newt Gingrich wants a moon colony? M-Rom Robots cloned in an LDDS lab? Santorum will send Gays to Newt&#8217;s moon town? You can&#8217;t make this stuff up&#8230; and then there&#8217;s crazy old Ron Paul, who looks stranger every day he has to take on these Asylum inmates.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Easy targets make for great comedic opportunity. Newt Gingrich wants a moon colony? M-Rom Robots cloned in an LDDS lab? Santorum will send Gays to Newt&#8217;s moon town? You can&#8217;t make this stuff up&#8230; and then there&#8217;s crazy old Ron Paul, who looks stranger every day he has to take on these Asylum inmates.</em></p>
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		<title>Jon Stewart sums up how the Gingrich Stole South Carolina (video)</title>
		<link>http://deadlinelive.info/2012/01/24/jon-stewart-sums-up-how-the-gingrich-stole-south-carolina-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Blood</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Satire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Indecision 2012 &#8211; The Gingrich Who Stole South Carolina Newt Gingrich turns his campaign around by exploiting South Carolinian voters&#8217; anger at the media&#8217;s supposed victimization of the Right. The Daily Show with Jon StewartGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor &#038; Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Indecision 2012 &#8211; The Gingrich Who Stole South Carolina</strong></p>
<p>Newt Gingrich turns his campaign around by exploiting South Carolinian voters&#8217; anger at the media&#8217;s supposed victimization of the Right.</p>
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		<title>Satire: Electronic Voting Machines Accidently Leak NEW WORLD ORDER Choice Candidate</title>
		<link>http://deadlinelive.info/2012/01/23/satire-electronic-voting-machines-accidently-leak-new-world-order-choice-candidate/</link>
		<comments>http://deadlinelive.info/2012/01/23/satire-electronic-voting-machines-accidently-leak-new-world-order-choice-candidate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Obviously, this video is satire, but voter fraud in Iowa was actually confirmed! Please read the following article and spread it aggressively: http://www.examiner.com/conspiracy-in-denver/iowa-vote-fraud-official.]]></description>
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<p>Obviously, this video is satire, but voter fraud in Iowa was actually confirmed! Please read the following article and spread it aggressively: <a title="http://www.examiner.com/conspiracy-in-denver/iowa-vote-fraud-official" dir="ltr" href="http://www.examiner.com/conspiracy-in-denver/iowa-vote-fraud-official" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.examiner.com/conspiracy-in-denver/iowa-vote-fraud-official</a>.</p>
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		<title>Lockup Everyone &#8211; Jon Stewart on the NDAA Detention Bill</title>
		<link>http://deadlinelive.info/2012/01/04/lockup-everyone-jon-stewart-on-the-ndaa-detention-bill/</link>
		<comments>http://deadlinelive.info/2012/01/04/lockup-everyone-jon-stewart-on-the-ndaa-detention-bill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Blood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah &#8211; O&#8217;Bomba asks for it, signs it, but says that HIS admin. wont use it? Anyone buying that? Obama has used EVERYTHING and more (double plus good) in his power, to fight the &#8220;War on Terror&#8221;. The last thing Barack Obama did in 2011 was sign a bill that eliminates due process for anyone [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Yeah &#8211; O&#8217;Bomba asks for it, signs it, but says that HIS admin. wont use it? Anyone buying that? Obama has used EVERYTHING and more (double plus good) in his power, to fight the &#8220;War on Terror&#8221;. </em></p>
<p>The last thing Barack Obama did in 2011 was sign a bill that eliminates due process for anyone suspected of terrorism in America.</p>
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		<title>Occupy the North Pole</title>
		<link>http://deadlinelive.info/2011/12/23/occupy-the-north-pole/</link>
		<comments>http://deadlinelive.info/2011/12/23/occupy-the-north-pole/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 01:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 1%: Santa Claus works tirelessly delivering goods and services across the globe without the slightest hiccup. What&#8217;s more, he works for the approval of well-behaved children and will only accept a few cookies and glasses of milk as compensation. Regardless, the Occupy North Pole elves claim he is the epitome of the greedy 1%. [...]]]></description>
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<p>The 1%: Santa Claus works tirelessly delivering goods and services across the globe without the slightest hiccup. What&#8217;s more, he works for the approval of well-behaved children and will only accept a few cookies and glasses of milk as compensation. Regardless, the Occupy North Pole elves claim he is the epitome of the greedy 1%. To them, Santa is little more than a jolly fat-cat who takes off every year in his luxury reindeer-utility-vehicle to enjoy an exotic, one-night vacation.</p>
<p>The 99%: The elves currently &#8220;occupying&#8221; the North Pole are previous toy makers now protesting their sole reason for existence. Elves claim Santa&#8217;s corporate influence must end. He &#8220;undeservedly&#8221; gets to be the poster boy for Christmas while they do all the work. Thanks to the Occupy elves, Santa&#8217;s workshop is on the verge of shutting down and Christmas Spirit has hit an all-time low.</p>
<p>ForAmerica: http://www.foramerica.org/<br />
99% North Pole: http://99percentnorthpole.com/</p>
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		<title>2011, Buh-Bye!</title>
		<link>http://deadlinelive.info/2011/12/21/2011-buh-bye/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 20:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Charlie Sheen&#8217;s #winning tweets to the debt ceiling crisis and global protests, it seems the whole world went nuts in 2011. Join us as we reminisce about the most notorious moments of the year in our 7th annual year in review&#8230; this time sung by a popsicle stick puppet choir!]]></description>
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<p>From Charlie Sheen&#8217;s #winning tweets to the debt ceiling crisis and global protests, it seems the whole world went nuts in 2011. Join us as we reminisce about the most notorious moments of the year in our 7th annual year in review&#8230; this time sung by a popsicle stick puppet choir!</p>
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		<title>Remy: Grandma Got Indefinitely Detained (A Very TSA Christmas)</title>
		<link>http://deadlinelive.info/2011/12/20/remy-grandma-got-indefinitely-detained-a-very-tsa-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://deadlinelive.info/2011/12/20/remy-grandma-got-indefinitely-detained-a-very-tsa-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In seasons past, Grandma only had to worry about getting run over by a reindeer. With &#8220;Grandma Got Run Over by TSA,&#8221; web sensation Remy gets us in the holiday mood with a song about Christmas, Homeland Security, and the joys of civil rights abuses.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In seasons past, Grandma only had to worry about getting run over by a reindeer. With &#8220;Grandma Got Run Over by TSA,&#8221; web sensation Remy gets us in the holiday mood with a song about Christmas, Homeland Security, and the joys of civil rights abuses.</p>
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		<title>Santa Saves Christmas: SuperNews!</title>
		<link>http://deadlinelive.info/2011/12/20/santa-saves-christmas-supernews/</link>
		<comments>http://deadlinelive.info/2011/12/20/santa-saves-christmas-supernews/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will Santa, Rudolph and Frosty resort to grand larceny? Or will Christmas be deemed &#8220;too big to fail?&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Will Santa, Rudolph and Frosty resort to grand larceny? Or will Christmas be deemed &#8220;too big to fail?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>A tribute to Bill Hicks: Keith wishes the &#8216;eternal&#8217; comedian a happy 50th birthday</title>
		<link>http://deadlinelive.info/2011/12/17/a-tribute-to-bill-hicks-keith-wishes-the-eternal-comedian-a-happy-50th-birthday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 00:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Keith honors the late comedian William Melvin Hicks&#8211;who would have been 50 today&#8211;by revisiting some of his classics. Noting that so much of his work was about Iraq, Bush, Limbaugh and the religious right, Keith shares that &#8220;much of his humor is eternal, and so much on the edge that no one has come close [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keith honors the late comedian William Melvin Hicks&#8211;who would have been 50 today&#8211;by revisiting some of his classics. Noting that so much of his work was about Iraq, Bush, Limbaugh and the religious right, Keith shares that &#8220;much of his humor is eternal, and so much on the edge that no one has come close to it since he died.&#8221; You can enjoy more of Hicks&#8217; work in the documentary &#8220;American: The Bill Hicks Story.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Jon Stewart recaps ABC News / GOP Debate, says &#8220;Ron Paul was Killin it&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://deadlinelive.info/2011/12/13/jon-stewart-recaps-abc-news-gop-debate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Blood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Indecision 2012 &#8211; ABC News GOP Debate At the ABC News GOP debate, Mitt Romney takes a swing at Newt Gingrich&#8217;s one awesome idea and misses, and Gingrich hits him back hard. (03:59) The Daily Show with Jon StewartGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor &#038; Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Indecision 2012 &#8211; ABC News GOP Debate</strong><br />
At the ABC News GOP debate, Mitt Romney takes a swing at Newt Gingrich&#8217;s one awesome idea and misses, and Gingrich hits him back hard. (03:59) </p>
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